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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!