What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve