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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.