What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!