How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.