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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money