Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Arkansas
With Al-Gore-rithims
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
