How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money