How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money