How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.