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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Hibearnation Jokes More Hibearnation Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.