Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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Hot dog!'

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Because they make cents!

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.