Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned