Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because all they do is look down at people.
The Philosophers Stoned
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Hairy Potter.
High Definition
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.