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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.