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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

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I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.