What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.