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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill