What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill