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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill