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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.