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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill