What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.