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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill