What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.