Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.