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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.