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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix