Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide