Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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It needs more space.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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I thought friendship was magic

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Dark Ages Jokes More Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker