Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Dark Ages Jokes More Dark Ages Jokes

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.