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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.