What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

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What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...