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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.