Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.