Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.