Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.