Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!