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Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.