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Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.