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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.