What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.