What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick