Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Fee Jokes More Fee Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!