Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "