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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.