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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Fee Jokes More Fee Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "