Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "