Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.