What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.