What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.