What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "