What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "