Congress Jokes

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Cunne Jokes More Cunne Jokes

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese