Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!