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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!