What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.