What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!