What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!