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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...