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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!