What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Hell if I know

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!