What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...