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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...