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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!