What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!