What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!