What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!