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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!