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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What is something we all lost?

The Game

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!