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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.