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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis