Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!