Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.