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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE