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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.