Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.