Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!