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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.