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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.