What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!