Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.