Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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The groundhog.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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They havent been taught good table manners!

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Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes