Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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It's harder to break bills.

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I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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It was unmiscible.

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To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.