Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes