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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes