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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what