Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).