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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.