Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.