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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.