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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.