Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!