Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.