Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.