Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.