Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Previous Random Joke Next

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.