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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.