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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).