What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!