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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent