What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent