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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!