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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Gallop Jokes More Gallop Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Gallop Poll Jokes More Gallop Poll Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.