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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Gallop Jokes More Gallop Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Gallop Poll Jokes More Gallop Poll Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!