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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!