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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!