How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.