How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.