Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.