Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.