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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.