Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.