Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down