Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.