She wanted to lay it on the line.
I don't want to plow my driveway
Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Dead.
Because it was a double-crosser
Russel.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
To get to the other... *sigh*
There was a fork in the road.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Walking Jk rolling
Half-a-dog!
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Pick up lines
