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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young