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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized