How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.