Plumber Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Gristle While You Work!

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His boss always took him for granite.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Because they don't know the words.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

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