How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.