Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet