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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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He joins AARP

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The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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He drops the base!

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet