Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet