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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.