Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)