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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

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He was addicted to crack.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.