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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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He drops the base!