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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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Ducts out of water...

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The T.H. sea

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.