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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad