What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.