What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.