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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.