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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.