What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.