What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!