What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.