What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.