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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy