What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.