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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Just asking for a friend

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.