What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.