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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.