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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.