One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
He was convicted of crepe.
Treeson.
On a blind date!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
