What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample