What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!