What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.