What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment