What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What do you call a broken lizard?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.