What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.