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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.