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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.