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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Ereptile Dysfunction Jokes More Ereptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken lizard?

Ereptile dysfunction