What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.