What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!