Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why is Windows 10 releasing before nine?

Because 7 8 9

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince