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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!