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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in