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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!