Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!