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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef