How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?