How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.