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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.