How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.