How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef