Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?