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Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!