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Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.