Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!