Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles