Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.