Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.