Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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She hated my poncho.

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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You Sioux them.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back