Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.