What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.