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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.