Lawnmower Jokes

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.